Three Giants

 Once upon a time there lived in the town of Do Wop three giants. Their names were Trivium Effuviums, Aleisanthenium Republiciaum and Blupperium Removieium. Those were their Latin names. In plain English they were Mom, turkey Pop and Suzuq, or Mom oppssk, Pop Oppsook and Sue Opops Ook. They were all a long way from three hundred pounds. they lived in a neighborhood where they were all werd werdre, always hungry. These Oopsooks made a dent in the neighborhood, but they still lived like ordinary folk on the Richter scale.